Why this planet is doomed 2
Posted by: richarddennison on: May 25, 2011
Another year of record A-level results coverage
Posted by: richarddennison on: August 19, 2010
Pretty girls get their A-level results
National newspaper editors were jumping for joy today as they managed to break all previous records for A-level results coverage.
Said one unnamed editor of a national newspaper: “Every year we set ourselves extremely high standards for our A-level results coverage. Once again this year we have exceeded all predictions for the number of pretty young ladies receiving their results we can splash all over our publications <snigger>… so to speak.”
He continued: “We will be having words with The Independent which managed to include three young men in one of its photos, although they were blurred and in the background and their heads were cropped out. Nevertheless, we mustn’t let the very high standards we’ve set ourselves slip going forward.”
Anglo-Icelandic relations hit all time low
Posted by: richarddennison on: April 19, 2010
Google and China
Posted by: richarddennison on: January 21, 2010
Ho, ho, ho …
Posted by: richarddennison on: December 23, 2009
Merry Christmas!
Why this planet is doomed
Posted by: richarddennison on: December 16, 2009
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The Blogmuda Triangle Effect
Posted by: richarddennison on: November 19, 2009
Scientists have discovered an alarming new phenomenon which they have named: The Blogmuda Triangle Effect. Scientists were alerted to this strange phenomenon when one of their colleagues vanished without trace soon after starting a blog on the internet.
Professor Nibbins from Sidmouth University takes up the story: “I first became aware of this after my colleague and close friend, Dr Sue Patsy, simply disappeared one day after starting a blog. I was intrigued to discover that her disappearance was by no means unique and the common thread in all these strange disappearances proved to be starting a blog.”
He continued: “I searched around the internet and was astonished to discover that there are hundreds of thousands of blogs sitting orphaned with only one or two posts on them … their owners no where to be found. I can tell you, it was a shocking thing to discover. It seems that soon after starting a blog, many people just simply disappear.”
In an attempt to engage with bloggers to try to track down some of the ‘disappeared’, The Metropolitan Police set up their own blog … before vanishing themselves after one introductory post.
A government spokesperson said: “We have been unable to discover what is causing these unexplained disappearances and we will soon be issuing guidance to parents and teachers warning youngsters of the dangers of blogging. It looks like we’ll just have to learn to live with The Blogmuda Triangle Effect for the foreseeable future.”
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Brown spells it out for Karzai
Posted by: richarddennison on: November 6, 2009
Ups and downs of EU politics
Posted by: richarddennison on: October 30, 2009
Uproar as ‘naked-truth’ scanner introduced into House of Commons
Posted by: richarddennison on: October 13, 2009
Naked-truth scanner in action in House of Commons
