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MP affluenza pandemic leaflet

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 19, 2009

A leaflet is being sent to all MPs’ homes (NOTE: where MPs have more than two homes, the leaflet will only be sent to the biggest two) giving clear guidance on how to respond to questions from the press and public about the growing MP affluenza crisis. The leaflet contains the following guidance: In answer [...]

MP affluenza update

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 18, 2009

The World Wealth Organisation (WWO) has today upgraded the MP affluenza pandemic to Stage 5. A WWO spokesman said: “There is no need for members of the public to panic. Outbreaks of spontaneous and unfettered greed are unlikely to occur among the general public as they are governed by strict financial rules.” He continued: “The [...]


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