Any resemblance between characters featured in this blog and those in 'real life' is purely intentional. Anyone who thinks the 'verbatim' quotes featured in posts were ACTUALLY uttered by those to whom they have been attributed must have just beamed down from another planet. To those people I say: "Welcome ... please feel free to take over our planet, you couldn't possibly do a worse job than the current crop of muppets running the place."
