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Election controversy grows

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 17, 2009

There is growing controversy surrounding recent election results throwing a shadow over what the world hoped would be a free and fair ballot with a return to a less extreme and more liberal regime. “It is shocking how the results of these elections seem to bear no resemblance to the votes cast,” said an outraged [...]

Backstabbing pandemic threat eases

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 10, 2009

The threat of a backstabbing pandemic in Westminster has eased today following a decisive cabinet reshuffle by Gordon Brown in which 80% of the Cabinet remains exactly the same. The threat was further eased at a packed meeting of the Labour Party in Westminster in which Gordon Brown convinced no one that he was the [...]

EU electorate puts the boot in

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 8, 2009

Normal service is resumed in Westminster

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 5, 2009

Europe gripped by election fever

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 4, 2009

Last Titanic survivor dies on air at 58

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 1, 2009

The last survivor of the titanic disaster that was New Labour has died on air during the Today Programme on BBC Radio 4 this morning. Giving every appearance of being from another time Gordon Brown, 58, claimed to be: “… the right person to clean up the political system I helped create and have presided [...]


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