Posted by: richarddennison on: August 28, 2009
Having been missing for over 12 years, the Labour Party Manifesto has been found and reunited with one of its authors, Gordon Brown. An emotional Mr Brown said: “While I never forgot it, after all these years I had hoped I would never see this thing again.” He continued: “Looking at it now brings back [...]
Posted by: richarddennison on: August 19, 2009
The government has set up a national policy helpline with immediate effect in a desperate attempt to think of appealing, populist policies which might help it win the next general election. Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, explained: “We’ve decided to adopt random but popular policies to prevent the pandemic collapse in support for the Labour government. [...]