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The scale of the scandal surrounding MG Rover was revealed today in all its gory detail. Said one former MG Rover worker: “I’m simply stunned at how this could possibly be justified on any level. It’s a fantastical story of greed and waste and lack of accountability.” He continued: “How could the government spend £16m [...]

An 830-page report which took 16 months to write and cost taxpayers £16m which concludes: no one did anything illegal the government is blameless the directors of MG Rover are a bunch of greedy b+st+rds no one can do anything about it now er … that’s it!