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Uproar as ‘naked-truth’ scanner introduced into House of Commons

Posted by: richarddennison on: October 13, 2009

MPs’ expenses made public

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 18, 2009

Cameron makes last minute appeal for youth vote

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 4, 2009

How politics works …

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 2, 2009

Last Titanic survivor dies on air at 58

Posted by: richarddennison on: June 1, 2009

The last survivor of the titanic disaster that was New Labour has died on air during the Today Programme on BBC Radio 4 this morning. Giving every appearance of being from another time Gordon Brown, 58, claimed to be: “… the right person to clean up the political system I helped create and have presided [...]

One-size-fits-all political statement

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 27, 2009

What the politicians say: “We need root and branch reform, a massive sweeping radical redistribution of power with greater decentralisation creating transparency, accountability and more extensive local empowerment. This is not the time for political point scoring and posturing.” What the politicians mean: “Cripes – we’ve been caught with our hands in the till … [...]

Gordon Brown seizes the initiative on expenses

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 22, 2009

Gordon Brown statement in full: Today, I can decisively announce that I am firmly drawing a line under yesterday for the sake of tomorrow. If I’d known yesterday what I know today, tomorrow would be very different indeed. Only a truly great leader, like myself, can learn from yesterday to build on today for a [...]

Reason behind MPs’ extravagant expenses explained

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 21, 2009

House of Commons luncheon menu

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 19, 2009

MP affluenza pandemic leaflet

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 19, 2009

A leaflet is being sent to all MPs’ homes (NOTE: where MPs have more than two homes, the leaflet will only be sent to the biggest two) giving clear guidance on how to respond to questions from the press and public about the growing MP affluenza crisis. The leaflet contains the following guidance: In answer [...]


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