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National policy helpline launched

Posted by: richarddennison on: August 19, 2009

The government has set up a national policy helpline with immediate effect in a desperate attempt to think of appealing, populist policies which might help it win the next general election. Prime Minister, Gordon Brown, explained: “We’ve decided to adopt random but popular policies to prevent the pandemic collapse in support for the Labour government. [...]

One-size-fits-all political statement

Posted by: richarddennison on: May 27, 2009

What the politicians say: “We need root and branch reform, a massive sweeping radical redistribution of power with greater decentralisation creating transparency, accountability and more extensive local empowerment. This is not the time for political point scoring and posturing.” What the politicians mean: “Cripes – we’ve been caught with our hands in the till … [...]


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