The International Association of Migrating Birds (IAMB) is recommending a complete boycott of travel to the UK next year. In a statement issued from the eaves of a house in West Sussex, a sheltering spokesbird said: “For the third year in a row, the UK has failed to deliver summer as scheduled by Mother Nature. [...]
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